Pluma paced, preoccupied.
Perhaps, she went too far this time.
Her heart, she followed, though plummeting inside.
Pluma played it safe, you see, her designs always quite clean.
Pedestrian, pacifying, plain.
Please.
Pluma pulsed within, craving dynamic peppy seams.
Passion for fashion pushed her over the edge.
Now she waits for critics to drop their sledge.
The paper slips under her door.
Pluma pounces, peeks, prays.
And before she can pull her eyes away,
Pluma sees Princess Pud
On the full cover front page,
Parading about in her new favs
The headline reads:
Princess Pud Proudly Prances in Her New Pluma Puffy Pantses!
Puffy Pants are all the rage
Thanks to Pluma and her plucky passion for forward thinking fashion!
Oh, good god,
She can hardly believe it.
Pluma passes out
Just to conceive it.
Effie Graves 